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A new front opening in the War on Terror?

24 Dec

The War on Terror took an unexpected twist yesterday with news that N. Korea has announced its preparations for a Holy War against South Korea. While American officials responded with the usual “yeah, yeah”, the news was greeted with threats of reprisal from an unexpected quarter. Abu Jihad-Yee Yu Die Soon, head of Al-Qaeda in the Far East contacted us issuing the following statement:

“Who the heck does he think he is, this Kim Jong-Il? He doesn’t even have a Muslim sounding name! He’s not even an Arab!  We own ‘Holy war’, and we’re not going to let anyone else take it without a fight. You tell that wuss with a girl’s name for a first name that he’s goin’ down!”

A CIA official who we contacted floated the idea of arming AlQaeda in the Far East with the aim of taking out the N. Korean Regime. “If these jihadists defeated the USSR in the 80s with our help, I don’t see why they can’t take out another one of these Commie bastards today.”

We will keep you updated as this story progresses.